At work, I am responsible for the very generic “info@…” e-mail inbox. I have my own also, but the general mailbox gets a lot more mail and what comes in there tends to be a bit more entertaining than in mine.
So the big thrill of my day is getting to work and checking my inbox to see what juicy items have come in overnight.
I would like to share one morning’s worth, minus the really appalling, raunchy, overtly sexual ones that can’t be repeated in print.
And, yes, I get a TON of those.
From: Subject:
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2. Surveys – Angry Birds Survey
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24. Yoshiblade – New ceramic knife guaranteed to stay sharp for life
25. Monica – My friend steals houses from banks
26. Mary McPhee – Dear Beloved in Christ
27. Sammie Oenn – Awake your amorous Spirit
28. Angel of Peace – Crystals of light from the vortex
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30. Glady Morgan – Rock solid, bigger Harder
31. Dr Bosley – We can fix your hair loss
32. Searches – Your ex is looking for you
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34. Alan Ohara – Stay effective as a lover
35. Vivian Cosmos – I want to know you More
36. Jarvis Sherman – Mature Dating
37. Denny Bravo – Large Dating
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39. Watson – My proposal for review
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47. ANGEL – Looking for Something?
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49. Indian Dating — 1000 of pictures & videos of beautiful Indian Singles
50. Sexymilf.com — Married but lonely wives in search of attention (my favorite)
That is just a small sampling. I get upwards of 450 emails a day. It makes my job exciting and certainly gives us all something to talk about. If you have any comments… send me an email.
Suzanne Strazza writes from Mancos, Colo.
